The Story Of Elizabeth " Daryl" Malloy

Some Journeys are humorous, some are odd, this Is both.





    Hello dear reader! How are you? Good? I don’t care! Anyway, today we shall discuss the story of an Irish woman who cannot be killed. I'm a student at GCE Lab school. I wrote this story for Stories class. In this class we are learning about how to write a good fictional story. We learned about a stories essential elements such as setting/world building ,character development,and plot. We even had a creater of a stories board game named Lilly.B come into are class to teach us about how all of are life stories are all connected. Overall I really enjoyed this class. I hope you feel the same about the story of Elizabeth Daryl Malloy. 




    Our story begins in Chicago around the 1940's, Elizabeth Malloy and her brother Michael were fighting about whether or not Scottish people were considered “Posh” and it ended with a broken nose, and broken finger, you decide who had which Injuries. But enough family drama, you came here for an Immigrant story, and you're gonna get one!




    So one day, Elizabeth Malloy, a 30 year old fresh of the boat immigrant from Mayo,Ireland, walked into a boxing gym run by a man by the name of Greg Harrison ( a man with a mustache so thick it collected crumbs like a carpet). He ran the place mostly to teach amateur fighters that were buff guys with Gorilla arms and Benson ( Regular Show) level anger issues, but Elizabeth only lacked one of those qualities (You guess which), so she decided to sign up after some convincing from Greg. Elizabeth Daryl Malloy was crowned the first female boxer at Johnfield Park Boxing Gym. A place where the stench of impending doom hung in the air, and looked like a destroyed warehouse. She had a successful career of getting her head knocked around like a tennis ball and going to Russia periodically. A place where the food was inedible,and the people looked like gremlins.  But one day after her first professional win, she went to the iconic Emitt’s Pub in the city. A place were Zeus struck thunder it was so loud.  Elizabeth  celebrated so loudly the sheep back in her homeland could hear it. While she was drinking and arm wrestling a Welshman whose face, volcanic with rage, she was approached by 3 people, a woman by the name Rita Carters, a guy named Roy Mclean, and an Irishmen named Paddy Keans. They walked up to her with an offer, If she did some dumb stunts around the city, they’d rig her next 3 fights with her on the winning side. She took them up, on their offer faster than a cheetah and did the stunts, but what were they? Shall we?




    The first stunt was to do a handstand on the top of the Buckingham fountain and not fall over. So they drove over there, and Elizabeth climbed the fountain and did it. A rude pigeon decided to take a poop at an unfortunate time, Elizabeth fell and bonked her head on the second part of the fountain. Rita and the gang were content with calling a drunken accident and running away from the crime, but Elizabeth got up and asked, “So what's the next stunt?”




    The next stunt was to go all the way down to Springfield country and fight a bear! A bear! So after Elizabeth accidentally assaulted a large gay man, they sorted that out and headed for Springfield. Elizabeth was given nothing but brass knuckles and a Bowie knife to kill a grizzly. It was a hard-fought battle that resulted in the mutilation of bear genitals and the loss of pride on both ends. At one point In the fight, Elizabeth buried the knife In the bear's eye and it responded by biting off her hand. She just tore her arm out of the bear's maw and ripped the knife out it's eyes, and did horrible things to the bear's eyes. Roy and the gang brought her to a hospital where the hand was reattached and within 5 hours, they were back on the rocky road to Michigan, which leads us to our next stunt.




    The third and final stunt was for Elizabeth to walk into Detroit and either not get mugged or stop a mugging attempt. Elizabeth walked down the roads for all of 3 nanoseconds before she rounded a corner and saw a man getting mugged. She stepped in and took 3 bullets in the attempt, after stumbling and falling into garbage can, 3 days later, Paddy and the gang were surprised when Elizabeth walked into the pub where they first met, complaining of nothing more than, “A wee bee sting!”

                                                 -  Elizabeth Malloy with Iron Mike, Rita Carters, and Greg Harrison after Elizabeth's first pro fight.